Seal with a data-logger on it’s head. [x]
"I’ve got a fuckin data logger on my head"
"I know lmao"
how do you make someone holy
you beat the hell out of them
my 96 year old catholic grandma told me this joke
*goes to england*
me: excuse me, what time is it?
brit: time wots that m8?
*big ben chimes*
everyone starts to count the bongs on their fingers*
brit: OI IT’S 7 BONG
how would you even start sex like kiss kiss oh ok look im inside you
late night breakdowns are my speciality
"if you’re so stressed out from school why don’t you just study more or take fewer classes??"
there are people on this website with children
there are people on this website who have their life together
there are people on this website who are award winning novelists
today i tried to smile at someone with water in my mouth and almost died
new years resolutions:
- get skinny
- get hot
- get rich